Tuck in your shirt
Drop your inhibitions and dress accordingly
Tame your tangled locks
And train your eyes right here on me
For, Monkey, you must see
What this monkey will do.
Cover up those tattoos,
What are you? A disgrace?
Take out your tacky piercing
And point your smile my way,
Monkey, you must see
What the master of monkeys will do.
I just asked you for a favor
And “okay” is all you have to say?
I don’t seek compliance
I seek a trained monkey that won’t stand in my way.
Dear monkey, I’ll make you a master
Then we’ll see what you can do.